Add jailhouse cookie thief to the O.J. Simpson's list of offenses. The incarcerated football legend was reportedly caught with a stash of more than a dozen oatmeal cookies.
According to the National Enquirer, Simpson tried to smuggle the tasty treats into his cell after lunch -- which is a big no-no at Lovelock Correctional Center, where he's serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery. When a corrections officer questioned him, the 66-year-old allegedly confessed to the theft. A source says, "O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor."
The insider adds, "When the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.'s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over."
But the theft was no laughing matter. O.J., who has ballooned to 300 pounds since being put behind bars, is reportedly a diabetic. Still, he got only a warning for the alleged cookie caper.
Bad news, fellas -- Kaley Cuoco is getting married.
Her boyfriend Ryan Sweeting reportedly proposed to the Big Bang Theory star on Wednesday. Shortly after saying yes, she tweeted, "Flying high, I could literally touch the sky with you."
The couple just debuted their relationship on the red carpet at Sunday's Emmys.
Source: USA Today